please pick only one post size.

tsunflowers:

bye they’re so cute. this is so cute

Critical failure. You kick yourself in the balls.

- Fed-up DM after a character attempts for the fifth time to kick a random character in the balls (via ghost-anus) -

tittily:

I DONT HAVE CABLE SO I HAD TO GO TO THE GYM TO WATCH THE OSCARS

THE TV DOESNT WORK UNLESS IM RUNNING

YOU THINK UR FREAKIN OUT IM LITERALLY SWEATING ANS WHEEZING OVER THIS FUCKIGNn

outofcontextdnd:

"Oh… so that's how it works.”

 - Party wizard after critically hitting and killing a dragon with a crossbow with which she was not proficient or had even previously scored even an ordinary hit.

funnyanimeshit:

Some creative anime fansubs 

fandomstuck:

i love how in dangan ronpa there’s several characters whose literal existence is a spoiler

dancingpurge:

I feel as though this date is special. 

4/13… I feel like I know that date somewhere. 
OH SHIT I REMEMBER NOW! 

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HOW COULD I BE SO FOOLISH? 

iamshadowthehedgehog:

tinycartridge:

Tomodachi Life coming on June 6 ⊟

The announcement is here! Tomodachi Life, (or Tomodachi Collection: New Life as it’s known in Japan), will release to the States on June 6 for just $34.99! The 3DS life sim for your Miis will also hit Europe on June 6.

Here’s a Nintendo Direct with all the details, starring Bill Trinen and Satoru Iwata’s Miis (there’s one for Europe with Satoru Shibata), with adorable text-to-speech voices. If you ever wanted a peek at the secret virtual lives of Nintendo’s executives, there are like 50 million amazing things in this video.

BUY Tomodachi Collection games, upcoming releases

this whole video is a trip. please watch it

fu-setsu:

Yoshi thinks that Greninja is cool.

長い舌つながり。

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services